There was a whole lot of “meh” during this week’s “American Idol” performance show, and it should’ve been fairly obvious from the start just who the endangered contestant was. But, because the voting public is a fickle and capricious monster, I’m perennially braced for a shocking result. (I really didn’t see Hollie, Elise or Skylar lasting longer than Colton, for example, even though I preferred all three.) As with all “Idol” results shows, the May 10 episode was packed full of juicy generally mediocre performances from people who are only tenuously still musically relevant — this week, those lucky time-wasters were judge Jennifer Lopez, and lackluster winner of yesteryear, David Cook. But since such diversions are what YouTube and the fast-forward button were invented for, let’s skip to this week’s elimination result.
Carry this fashionable customized wristband to show support for your American Idol from McKinney, TX.
This guitar key chain says Hollie Cavanagh and IS MY IDOL.